Earrings #2

Daley: Are those your ear decorations?

Earrings

Lou: What is that in your ear?

Me: An earring...

Lou: It looks like someone shot you

Toothless

Catie, during lunch: Miss M, could I please have some grapes for my lunch? All my mom packed for me is a whole apple and I have no teeth!!!

Scientist

Maxwell: I'm a scientist, you know.
Me: Oh, really?
Maxwell: Yes. I'm, well, 1/2 a scientist.
Me: What's the other 1/2?
Maxwell: I haven't quite figured that part out yet.

Hmm...

AJ: Where does your mom live?

Me: Three hours away

AJ: Where do you live?

Me: Ten minutes away

AJ: So you don't live with your mom?

Me: No

AJ: Or your dad?

Me: Nope

AJ: So you live alone?

Me: Yes

AJ: So, when are you going to get a baby?

Funny

Me: Adam, you are funny!

Adam: Why?

Me: I don't know, that's how you were made.

Adam: I am NOT made of funny!!!!

Bon Appetit!

Adam: What does my pin say?

Me: Bon appetit!

Adam: Bon appetite means 'EAT FASTER'!!!!!