Saturday, December 20, 2014

Wednesday, December 17, 2014


Lou: What is that in your ear?
Me: An earring...
Lou: It looks like someone shot you

Tuesday, December 16, 2014


Catie, during lunch: Miss M, could I please have some grapes for my lunch? All my mom packed for me is a whole apple and I have no teeth!!!

Monday, December 15, 2014


Maxwell: I'm a scientist, you know.
Me: Oh, really?
Maxwell: Yes. I'm, well, 1/2 a scientist.
Me: What's the other 1/2?
Maxwell: I haven't quite figured that part out yet.

Sunday, December 14, 2014


AJ: Where does your mom live?
Me: Three hours away
AJ: Where do you live?
Me: Ten minutes away
AJ: So you don't live with your mom?
Me: No
AJ: Or your dad?
Me: Nope
AJ: So you live alone?
Me: Yes
AJ: So, when are you going to get a baby?

Saturday, December 13, 2014


Me: Adam, you are funny!
Adam: Why?
Me: I don't know, that's how you were made.
Adam: I am NOT made of funny!!!!

Friday, December 12, 2014

Bon Appetit!

Adam: What does my pin say?
Me: Bon appetit!
Adam: Bon appetite means 'EAT FASTER'!!!!!