Babies

Explaining how babies are made to another student
Maxwell: Well, the mom has the baby in her belly. When she says it is time for the baby to come, the Daddy cuts the string and then they go to the hospital. That's how.

Being Bad

Luce:I haven't done anything bad in my entire life! (She is 5...)
Me: REALLY!?!?! (thinking back to allll the times she's been invited to sit in a chair because she's having trouble listening....)
Luce: Nope! I haven't stolen anything from a store, or been in jail, or stolen someone's car....

Spring Pants

Alexandra, running outside after having an accident and getting her pants changed: Miss S, LOOK!!!!! I have new spring pants!!!! (They were pink, orange, red, etc)

Diana, not to be outdone: And these are my spring summer water ocean pants!!!!

Football

Alex: I'm going to an Ohio Steak Game this weekend!!

Airplanes

After a discussion about airplanes:
Alexandra: you have to keep an airplane door closed, otherwise you'll just float away
Me: Where do you think you'll float to?
Alexandra: the balloon farm..??
Me: What is the balloon farm?!
Alexandra: Where all of the lost balloons go!

Socks

Me: Lily, how did your sock get under the table over there?
Lily (age 3): I don't know; it doesn't have legs!!

Geese

Kiddo: Those don't look like goose!
Sis and Me: Geese...
Kiddo: Goose!!!
Sis & Me: GEESE!!!
Kiddo: (after a pause, sounding defeated) Geese...

Target

Kiddo 1: We don't need boyfriends now, it's not worth it until we can get married.
Me: Where are you supposed to find a boyfriend?
Kiddo 1: (confidently) college

Me: okay well I went to college and didn't find a boyfriend...so where should I find one?
Kiddo 1: oh...um...
Kiddo 2: Target.