Sunday, November 30, 2014


Explaining how babies are made to another student
Maxwell: Well, the mom has the baby in her belly. When she says it is time for the baby to come, the Daddy cuts the string and then they go to the hospital. That's how.

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Being Bad

Luce:I haven't done anything bad in my entire life! (She is 5...)
Me: REALLY!?!?! (thinking back to allll the times she's been invited to sit in a chair because she's having trouble listening....)
Luce: Nope! I haven't stolen anything from a store, or been in jail, or stolen someone's car....

Friday, November 28, 2014

Spring Pants

Alexandra, running outside after having an accident and getting her pants changed: Miss S, LOOK!!!!! I have new spring pants!!!! (They were pink, orange, red, etc)

Diana, not to be outdone: And these are my spring summer water ocean pants!!!!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Wednesday, November 26, 2014


After a discussion about airplanes:
Alexandra: you have to keep an airplane door closed, otherwise you'll just float away
Me: Where do you think you'll float to?
Alexandra: the balloon farm..??
Me: What is the balloon farm?!
Alexandra: Where all of the lost balloons go!

Tuesday, November 25, 2014


Me: Lily, how did your sock get under the table over there?
Lily (age 3): I don't know; it doesn't have legs!!

Monday, November 24, 2014


Kiddo: Those don't look like goose!
Sis and Me: Geese...
Kiddo: Goose!!!
Sis & Me: GEESE!!!
Kiddo: (after a pause, sounding defeated) Geese...

Sunday, November 23, 2014


Kiddo 1: We don't need boyfriends now, it's not worth it until we can get married.
Me: Where are you supposed to find a boyfriend?
Kiddo 1: (confidently) college
Me: okay well I went to college and didn't find a where should I find one?
Kiddo 1:
Kiddo 2: Target.